— Editors’ FavoritesA whole weekend for a science paper!
Wow won’t that be nice!
Plenty of time to piddle around
And avoid my project on mice.
Computer games and the Playstation
Are just too hard to resist.
After all, I got time to do school later,
Along with the other hundred things on my list.
Sleep in Saturday, go bowling Sunday,
Who could pass up such an offer?
Besides, I don’t want to look like a dork
Because school is the object of scoffers.
Yea, it is just way too hard
To sit down for one whole hour,
I probably should go watch some TV
Just to charge up on homework power.
Eight o’clock, then nine comes around,
But I can’t just leave from my chat,
Really, I’m not that sleepy
That I need to start my paper on rats.
Well, tragically, the time has come
I think the pressure is setting on,
It’s a good thing that this only needs to be—
WHAT?! 10 FULL PAGES!! WHAT A CON!!
Alas, I know not where to begin,
On my research of the mouse,
Man, what a pain in the butt,
I just wish I were a louse.
Yes, it seems that it has struck again
The procrastination that addicts,
Another long, long night,
I think I’m getting sick.
I’ll leave you with some wisdom,
My cherished proverbial chow:
“Hard work may pay off later,
But laziness pays off now!”